Illegal Lunacy: The Burger King Stiffs His Subjects; Hollywood to Offer a New Path to Citizenship

The ongoing debate over the role of illegal aliens in the U.S. workforce has sunk to a new, saturated fat-filled low. According to the New York Times, Florida-based Burger King has spearheaded an effort to rescind carefully crafted agreements between labor activists and major fast food chains, including Taco Bell and McDonald’s, to pass a penny [...]

What do falafel and firearms have in common?

Terrorism.  Well, sort of.  At least that’s what our federal government thinks.
CQ Politics revealed earlier this month that the FBI, in 2005 and 2006, mined data from San Francisco-based grocery stores hoping to connect increased sales of Middle Eastern food to the presence of Iranian spies and Hezbollah operatives seeking to attack inside the U.S.  [...]

GOP Fear Ad Connects Illegals, Dems, Terrorists and Welfare Recipients

Anyone who travels outside the U.S. has experienced it.  As far back as President Bush’s very first year in office, people living in other countries seem to be interested in one thing: Did you vote for George W. Bush? 
Sensing the growing skeptisicm and then later hostility, and not wanting to call attention to myself by engaging in a political [...]

Please Get Your Balls Out of My Face

While running errands today, I came across an increasingly popular sight.  Balls.  No, not the bouncing kind.  Fake testicles hanging on the tow hitch of a pickup truck.  These were golden and accompanied by an oversized sticker in the rear window of the apple red pickup that read, “My aching nuts.”  Less than an hour [...]